What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.