How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.