How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!