How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.