How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Their mouth is moving.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.