You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
So they can speak more fluently
