How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason