How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss