How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way