Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)