It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
Wooden you like to know
Russia.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Get out of the way.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
Chicken Tinders.
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)