What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.