What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.