What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.