What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

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