Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.