What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.