Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Escargot Jokes More Escargot Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.