What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.