What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.