What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!