What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow