What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow