What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Why are barns so noisy?

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.