What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.