What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.