What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.