I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
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You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
A Mirror
15 years.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
IUD
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Because he catches all the snitches!
A small medium at large.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
A civil serpent
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
