I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
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You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
A Mirror
15 years.
None if nobody's looking.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
Just watch me!
A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"
Because they want to see the front line too
They wanted to see it crack up!
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Because they're bad conductors.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
It was stuffed.
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.