Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.