Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
Fake money they use in prisons.
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
When the big hand touches the little one
Me too*