Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.