Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.