Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Bullet train!

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A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

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2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!