Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Schedule Jokes More Schedule Jokes

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.