Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.