Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!