Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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About 3000 miles !

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

What kind of ears do trains have?

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Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.