How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.