How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden