Bulbasaur!!"
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You poke 'em on.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Because he's the fire starter.
You pokemon.
X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle
To catch a charmander.
All they've got is Harden
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
asking for a friend
Her navel.
For the drizzle
Because its a band substance
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
The Captains log
The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Batman thinking about his dead parents.
