Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.