Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed