Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.