What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.