What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.