What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.