Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

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