What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks