What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.