How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past