Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River