What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked