Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Extra Leg Jokes More Extra Leg Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..