Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Walk in with $2 Million.
They commeownicate.
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
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If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Tripod, because they have an extra leg..
