Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.