Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.