Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.