Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.