What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.