What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.