Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /