How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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A: His heart stops bleeding.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

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Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

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He was always spiking the ball.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.