What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner?

An aircondtior can be hot

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW