What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.