What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.