Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
A pair of ankles
Because there's a clock on the stove.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
meow.
Strawberry filled forever.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
A: Sparky.
One mucks around in fountains.
