Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.