Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.