What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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They both love Ten D's

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO