What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What do you get from a frozen zombie?

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.