What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!