What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.