What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.