What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Previous Random Joke Next

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

P.S. Jokes More P.S. Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You