Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
bach bach bach time to return to
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
A roamin' Catholic.
A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
The D is silent.
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
From PC
He had a bad experience with windows.
He received a T minus.
Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
