Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows