Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows