Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.