Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.