What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Whats 2 + 2 ?

A math problem.