What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

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What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist