Groan Jokes

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)