What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.